Happy Australia Day.
(via jsvb)
Hark to the tale of Nelson, and the boy he loved so dear. They remained the best of friends
For years and years and years!
Hens love roosters
Geese love ganders
Everyone else
Loves Ned Flanders! ♪
He’s grooming me.
If you should die before you wake..
Too funny.
My pockets hurt.
MUST. CRUSH. CAPITALISM
In celebration of my birthday today.
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need. However, since you have no collateral, I’m going to have to break your legs in advance.
Homer: Gosh, Moe, I use these all the time. Couldn’t you just bash my head in?
Moe: Hey, hey: are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance works? Now let’s do this thing.
